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HOT FEBRUARY NIGHT - RECORD ALBUM

NOW AVAILABLE ON 12" LP!

Recorded live on tour opening for Tenacious D - Two dozen sold out shows - Neil Hamburger in the battle of his life - in the opening slot performing to thousands of "souped up" kids nightly - This real-life recording captures all the agony and the ecstasy as "America's Funnyman" gives all that he has left to give - Some of the jokes may be familiar from Neil's many albums - but this souvenir release is like none other - despite the hatred - despite the temptation to flee the stage - Neil would simply not back down

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The World's Funnyman - DVD

The World's Funnyman presents Neil Hamburger in the most modern format yet, the DVD. The centerpiece of this disc is the film That's Not Gold, That's Dung!, in which Neil is seen performing in early 2006 to a packed house in Sydney, Australia. In addition to the main feature, this top-selling DVD includes the little-seen TV documentary Neil Hamburger In Australia; the featurette Left For Dead In Malaysia (an idealized reworking of Neil's much-loved album of the same name); and a souvenir miniature lobby-card reproduction for That's Not Gold, That's Dung! and various other lesser bonuses that we are simply too exhausted to mention here. 

 

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WESTERN MUSIC AND VARIETY - DVD
Western Music and Variety is for those interested in not only Neil Hamburger's award-winning Jokes...but his venture into personality-based Music as well. The main feature captures a 2008 performance of Neil Hamburger and the Too-Good-For-Neil-Hamburger Band, performing a set of "Country Winners" live in Hollywood, California. Bonus features include a trio of music videos, a grim slide-show, an episode of the aborted web series All Alone With Neil Hamburger, and a short film documenting Neil's stand-up comedy set for a group of imprisoned cats at a cat boarding facility in Burbank, California. 

 

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Neil Hamburger DOLL
Adorable, lovable cloth dolls similar to those seen on QVC and the Home Shopping Network! - COLLECTABLE - DURABLE - HUGGABLE

Whether you are Young, or Young At Heart, you will want to own one of these limited edition, handcrafted cloth dolls from Tikidoll. Standing over 10 inches tall, these dolls are huggable and adorable. They would make a GREAT Holiday gift, and are perfect for pets. 

If you love Neil Hamburger, or just love dolls, or are a hoarder, you will want to own at least one of these, while supply lasts! Made of the best materials, and simliar in quality and style to dolls seen on QVC and the Home Shopping Network...yet offered here at HALF THE PRICE! These great dolls are exclusively available here, and at Neil's shows, for a limited time. 

Price for one doll is $20.00...less than the cost of 2 tickets to see the critically-scorned John Travolta/Robin Williams movie "Old Dogs" at your local theater. Yet these dolls were made with LOVE.

Order now and we will get these to you in time for the Holiday...makes a great gift for an unliked office-mate, or a slovenly roommate. Perfect "GAG" gift for that someone special...or buy one with the goal of making it your CHILD's NEW BEST FRIEND.

  

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The Hard-Ons With Neil Hamburger - American Exports 7" EP

Now on Alternative Tentacles Records, here at last is a deluxe reissue of the recordings made in 2008 when Neil Hamburger lost a bet regarding the "alive or dead" status of former Hollywood Squares star George Gobel, and was thus obligated to sing on a loud "punk" record by his friends, Australia's legendary punk musicians The Hard-Ons. Neil, whose taste veers towards more soothing sounds, such as The Tommy Dorsey Orchestra or Bow Wow Wow, spent an afternoon at a Sydney recording studio with the lads, and the result is this 4 song extended-play record. Some copies are on colored vinyl, some are on black, and unless you specify, you could receive either. Comes in custom picture sleeve with eye-opening insert, all at a value price. 

 

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GREAT MOMENTS AT DI PRESA'S PIZZA HOUSE CD

FAN FAVORITE! On this audio documentary program, Neil Hamburger pays tribute to the defunct Central Valley pizza parlor that played host to hundreds of his performances over the last many years. Neil tells the story of DiPresa's Pizza House, through sound clips and interviews with employees, clientele, health inspectors, and the entertainers who performed there. An authentic time capsule of the long-gone "pizza parlor circuit". 

 

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GREAT PHONE CALLS - CD

Perennial top-seller GREAT PHONE CALLS has been providing inter-generational laughs for nearly 20 years! Whether you are looking for a provocative late-night conversation starter, or simply a few cheap laughs to liven up a party, this album fits the bill! This deluxe CD reissue edition from Ipecac Recordings contains several bonus tracks not heard on the original LP Record, as well as the original classic hits "I'm In Your Band", "Hijinx", and "Pickle Potato". Recently named as one of SPIN's Top 40 Comedy Albums Of All Time. 

 

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NEIL HAMBURGER SINGS COUNTRY WINNERS CD

"Musically excellent and thoroughly funny...Over the course of ten songs, Hamburger spins melancholy tales that make Johnny Cash sound like John Tesh, and offers wry observations about the toil of day-to-day life, all backed up by a no-bullshit country band comprised of grizzled vets." -LA Weekly

 

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UNOFFICIAL RELEASE: ALIVE (WITH PLEASURE) 7" RECORD

In May of 2011, Neil Hamburger performed at a bachelor party held in a back room at Zelo Pizzeria, Arcadia, California. The event was a small, invite-only affair, and Neil delivered a mix of classic gags and gentle barbs aimed at groom-to-be Taylor Brigode. To make the evening all the more memorable, Brigode's pals recorded it and pressed it up unedited in a limited edition as a special souvenir record, given to attendees of the blessed event. A small quantity of this pink-vinyl "unofficial release" have fallen into our hands, which we are making available solely to curiosity-seekers and completists, with no guarantee that the record meets the Standard of Quality. 

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