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NEIL HAMBURGER - UNOFFICIAL WEB SITE - "FULL OF INFORMATION" FOR NEIL'S FANS AND THE SIMPLY CURIOUS

Updated Hourly!!! (when needed) - main tained by Volunteer Web Master BONI JERGEN

Note: This Site is UnOfficial, and not Endorsed by Neil Hamurger, un fortunately. .

 

 Neil Hamburger To Benefit Dogs and Cats

"Bananas" and "Marlon" are Two Of The Best Dogs In Arizona


As any one who Reads this UN OFFICIAL Web site reguglarly Knows , the Web Master of the Site, Boni Jergen, has two Great dogs namd Bananas and Marlon. Recenly Bananas and had been sick, with Diabates. 

Now we have Learned that comedian Neil Hamburger has agreed to perform at a Benefit concert for the Arizona Humane Society, put on by comedy Great Doug Stanhope, at the Rialto theater, in Tucson ARizona, Decermber 10th, 2011.

 I had asked Neil to do a benefit to buy food for my Dogs a couple Years ago and he never got back to me, but it worked out O.K. because I worked out an arangement with a guy  at a local Applebee's in Mesa, to save all the table Scraps , for my Dogs. I also found an old Freezer that I can freeze the old Applebee scraps in if they give me too many, and then Thaw it for later use. (Bananas especially loves the Blue Ribbon Brownie, if there is any of that thrown away, which there usually is a lot of them in the Trash there. )

Any way if you love Great Comedy, like Neil Hamurger, Favorite comedian Doug Stanhope, Brendan Walsh, and all the other's that will be there, you should get your self a Grey Hound Bus Ticket to Tucson, on Decermer 10, and see this show, and help benefat a Great cause.

Neil will also be doing a longer show the night before at the Hotel Congress in Tucson, free of charge, for any one who wants a "double Helping", or else hates animals, and doesn't want to Help, or what ever your proplem is, BOTH NIGHTS will be Great , and of course I will be there with Bananas and Marlon, if any one has a place for me to stay with these Two dogs, I would love to Hear from you. I cannot aford motels any more, they allways charged the Debit card for "Damage" to the bed spread or what ever, sorry but your bed spread is already Damaged, so tired of Idiotts trying to Rip us all Off. 

 

Neil Hamburger To Perform On Cruise Ship

BIG STORY: Neil Hamburger, is a Great comedian, who would Light up any room, that he walked into, with his Jokes, of Hate.

Now, the room that he walks into, would be on a Ship, that is going from Miammi Florida, to Nassau Bahamas, on Febuary 10, 2012. Yes it is the Carnival Imargination famous cruise ship and this time it won't be Davey Jones of the Monkees who is the enter tainment, or some no-name, it will be none other than America's Funny Man Neil Hamburger, who will be performing on the ship, to enter tain every one. 

If you saw Titanic you know how scary it could be to be on a Cruise that is sinking, it would be important to have some one that could Lighten the mood, if that ever happened, which Neil woud do, with his Jokes, but the Ship will NOT be sinking, because computers run the SHips now, not like when The Titanic was made.

Anyway here's the Promotional video for this Cruise which is called THE BRUISE CRUISE, in this video you would see Monkeys, and Neil, interacting, on an Island.

 

Neil Hamburger Looks Back At 2011

 I did not talk to Neil Hamburger in 2011. CryCryCry

But if I did, he would propaply tell me Thanks for all the Hard work of keeping this Web site going, and raising two Dogs at the same time.

Neil had a busy year in 2011 with sold out shows around the World such as 28 shows in the United King Dom and a sucesfful run in Cananda and also around the U.S. A. too, but was too busy to answer my Phone calls I guess. Too bad because I have worked so Hard to make this site win Awards, which it has won 4 Awards now, with more to come! Bananas had gotten Sick in 2011 and is O.K. now, also we (Bananas, Marlon, and Boni) moved to another apart ment in Mesa, I am tired of Land lords who Hate Dogs, but we have had a few of those this Year, and had to move. It's too bad be cause the last place was convenint to the Laundro Mat I have been working in for 9 years, and also with in walking distance of the Dominos pizza where we would some times find old Cheese in the trash to feed the Dogs, and 99 Cents Only is near by too which is a good place to find Eggs , Canned foods, and clothe , pet toys, all very cheap. 

Here's hoping Neil has a Great 2012. I will try to talk to him in Tuscon at the shows coming up Dec 9 and 10 and get more Updates for all of you. 

DONATIONS NEEDED! HELP SAVE THIS WEB SITE!!!

Money, or Dog food, these two Dogs (Bananas and Marlon) expecialy like SWANSON CHICKEN POT PIES, or T.V Dinners, or old Tacos, Waffles, they like Italian food, bread sticks, Ice cream, spageti with tomatoes sauce, any thing would Do, if you Work in a resaurant, PLEASE Save any throw-away or Spoiled, ruined Food, for my Dogs. Thank You!!!  Also if you work for U.P.S. or Fedaral Express, we need a Way to ship all this Food from the Resaurants, to my Dogs, if you can give us a Code Number for free shipping.  

 

NEIL HAMBURGER ON TWITTER  :

I don't know Why you would prefer the Official Neil Hamburger Twitter to this Un Official Site (Made with Love), but if you did, for some reason, here is Neil on Twitter, where he Talks , directly , to the Fans: NEIL HAMBURGER ON TWITTER 



HERE IS THE NUMBER OF ENTHUSIASTIC FANS THAT HAVE VISITED THIS OFFICIAL NEIL HAMBURGER SITE:495260


Above: Bananas is a Happy Dog who lives with Webmaster Boni Jergen, Who Runs This Award-Winning Web Site

BELOW:
Comedian Neil Hamburger


"I *LOVE* MY DOGS" - Boni Jergen, Web Master of this Site

 

WANTED: I need a Law student, or out-of-work ATTORNY that could work for FREE or for Trade (I have over 30 V.H.S. tapes of Neil Hamburger shows from 2000-2006 I could trade you), to Help SUE (LAW SUIT) my Land Lord that had turned my Dogs into the Arizona Animal welfare agency for Abuse, ILLEGALLY because these Dogs are NOT ABUSED, I'm sorry but these Dogs are LOVED more than any Dog you would ever meet, it is NOT a crime for a Dog to chew a door knob, that is how they keep the Teeth healthy, and the Door hinge came off any way, these are  Happy Dogs. Sorry Mr. Gipito, you are going to lose every thing you ever had, when I am finished, suing you for Defamition of Character and harrassment. 

Please Contact Boni Jergen c/o This Website if you can Help. I am also Looking for Old Uneaten Food for these Dogs, not Canned Dog food which is poision, but Good-quality restaurant Food that would get thrown away, they love Olive Garden the best, the manager at the Mesa Olive Garden told me not to return and put a Pad-Lock on their Dumpster, now I will try Scotsdale or Chandler , but my Car is not running, I need a Closer supply of this Type of food, if you are in the Mesa Arizona Area please get in touch, the Dogs also like Taco's, and Waffle House food (Omeletts, Pankake, Waffles, Fried egg.).